Sunday, February 24, 2008

Scenario Replication Third Troika (Or why I will call my son Kazuma)

Hey everyone,

Let me share these very interesting scenarios that I found in the Playstation 2 videogame "Yakuza"; this gives you an interesting insight on how these organized criminal families scam and mug and intimidate their victims.

These scenarios were posted a loooooong time ago on the Senshido forum, but I've decided to rework them and give some pointers on how to improve on their wickedness:

The Knight-in-shiny-armor-falls-asleep Scenario:

This setup uses the male victim's need to be a hero and save the damsel in distress. You will need the following: A pretty Female TP, the designated “victim”, a regular looking bad guy TP, a couple of passersby, some location that looks like a busy street next to a small alley, a location looking like a shady bar in that alley, a barman TP, a bouncer TP, a few shots of your favorite poison (I like white sambuca :D)

The designated victim walks the busy street, when a pretty woman comes to him and says "Please help me, this drunk guy is following me and won't take no for an answer". The drunken stalker comes into the picture and starts harassing the girl verbally, and the latter further pleas for the good guy’s help. Since the other guy looks like a tiny twig and is also drunk, the victim's dic... euh ego swells and he tells him to fuck off in one way or another. The drunk leaves the other way and gets into a shop or a cab. The grateful girl hugs and kisses the good guy on the cheek and says she wants to thank him. If the good guy rejects the advances, the girl hugs him again and tries to pickpocket him. If the good guy doesn’t notice this, he fails. If he notices and tries to reclaim his things or is accusing or aggressive, the woman will scream “He’s a pervert! He pinched my butt” and passersby will intervene. One of the witnesses is a bad guy, who will push the victim around and tell him “She’s my sister you fuck, if you don’t want this to get ugly, gimme a some money”. Failure at deescalating will result in him pulling out a knife of gun and use it to further threaten the good guy.

If the good guy accepts the hot woman’s invitation, she takes him into the dark alley’s bar to buy him a few drinks, and get to know him better. The drink is poured and the barman asks a question, while the girl spikes the shot with a salt pill (hey, don’t use real drugs such as valium or you’re in for some baaaad hangover. Salt pills work just fine, as the taste will be a dead giveaway that you have been royally screwed). If there is no opportunity for spiking the drink, the girl will try to get the good guy as drunk as possible in as little time as possible using flirting (drink this shot off my breast, blab la bla). If the good guy notices her or the barman spiking the drink and refuses to drink and confronts either, the bouncer and the barman will try to escalate the situation and start a fight. Barman has a shotgun under the bar, girl has a knife, and bouncer is unarmed but can grab a stool and smash someone’s head in with it.

At any point in the bar scene or fight, the original drunk guy and the two passersby can make an entry and try to stir some shit, the drunk trying his antics again by harassing the girl, the passersby trying the stare-me-down routine, etc. Hell, be creative! Run with it and let me know!

The Unwilling Groper Scenario:

You will need two perps, a guy and a girl. The girl bumps into the victim who is speaking on the phone with his boss then screams "He groped my ass!" The "boyfriend" comes over and threatens to take the good guy to the cops/ beat you up/ whatever, unless you give him money (between 50 to 150 USD). Go! Both bad guys have either a gun or a knife.

The Glassman Breaks Scenario:

3 or 4 guys walk around looking for someone to bump into. As soon as one of them bumps the victim, he falls to the ground screaming "My shoulder! He dislocated my fucking shoulder! I don’t think I'm gonna make it!" (Haha!) The faker’s buddies start hollering "Oh my God! You broke his shoulder! We need to take him to a hospital! Give us a ride/ money/ help us carry him to a cab/ pay the medical expenses!"

If you cannot deescalate, try to give them valid reasons to visit the hospital Mwahahahahahaha!

The Contact Lenses Crusher Scenario:

The victim walks around in a not-so-busy street and passes not far from someone seemingly looking for something on the ground. As soon as the victim passes by the perp, he screams "You crushed my contact lenses! I had them ordered from Germany! You bastard, give me 200 USD!"

He is armed with a knife that he will pull out if the good guy is not cooperative enough. If you cant deescalate, I suggest you fix the guy’s eye problem with a deep gouges.

Well, that's all for now, I am gonna think of a few more scenarios and post them right up!

BTW, “Yakuza” is a good game, not perfect graphically or game play wise, but still very interesting. The story alone has nice twists and turns and the scenarios alone are worth the purchase.

Take care and post comments, flames, death threats, etc on the forum or on the blog.

G.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Scenario Replications: Second Troika (Or why my friend is lucky he wasn't mugged or killed)

Hey guys, I hope you're reading for the second batch of Scenarios ;)

First, the narrative, as two of the scenarios happened, the first to me (before I became an Affiliate Instructor yet a few years after discovering and started training in Senshido), and the second to my friend "N", a Lebanese Sanda kickboxing champion. (Both scenarios occurred in Lebanon)

Narrative for Scenario 1: Beggar Deception and Encroaching: A few years ago, I was walking the streets next to my Alma Mater, the American University of Beirut, while I see a tall, gawky guy coming from the opposite direction (but on the same sidewalk) make eye contact as he passed by, then greeting me and asking me how I've been doing, and that he'd missed me, etc. My reaction was a cautious hello, and my hands assumed the Jack Benny stance, as I had no idea who the guy was, and was pretty confident that he was trying to scam me or something (the energy wasn't quite right). As I replied that he must be confusing me with someone else and that I didn't know him, he changed his strategy, stopped pretending he knew me, and started begging me: "Please, I need money to get back to my town in the north, I'm begging you give me a thousand pound for the fare (around 70 U.S cents)". He faked crying and started begging, to the point where I had a passive stance up. The guy was annoying the hell outta me but then again, it was possible that he was telling the truth, and I didn't want to posture or threaten or anything (Not my approach anyways). Giving him a thou would not ruin me financially, and since I had the money in my shirt's front pocket, I just did, and then tactically disengaged before going on my merry way.

Narrative for Scenario 2: Beware of the hot sexy decoy: My friend was driving around, going from Beirut to his house a few kilometers away. On the way, he picks up a cute chick who was hitchhiking. The girl started talking, and then asked him for around 20USD. My friend said "Yeah sure, but why should I?" She said "What would you like in exchange?" (Implying sexual gratification). My friend said "Nothing, I was just asking" and gave her the money, later dropping her at the place she wanted to go to. Before leaving, the girl turns and told my friend, "You're a nice guy, next time, don’t pick up just anyone, there are some dangerous people out there". As "N" was driving away, the girl went into a car that was following them. If my buddy had fucked up, tried to score, or if the chick didn't have a conscience, he would have been mugged, stabbed, or beaten up by the girl and her gang who was following in the car. (My friend told me that she had one of her hands, I think the left hand, in her pocket and was fidgeting something, probably a knife)

Let us make these real life events into proper scenarios:

Scenario 1: Beggar Deception and Encroaching. (Single Armed Attacker, One of two Innocent Bystanders). You're walking the streets in a neighborhood that is well-known to you, and you're in good physical and mental conditions. The not-too-shabbily-dressed Beggar (SAA) is moving on the same lane but coming from the opposite direction. As you’re walking towards him, he makes facial expressions that shows he might know you, and stays “Hello, how are you doing, it’s been a long time” as he’s at your level. If you acknowledge this, he then starts asking you about the family, who’s seeing, etc. If you acknowledge his little game, he might propose to go for a coffee or lunch. If you still agree, he’ll take you to a good place, eat, and escape before the bill comes, either by deception (I need to use the toilet) or by thanking you and leaving very fast, not letting you the time to tell him to pay for his share. If you tell him you don’t know him, he’ll break down and start crying, begging you for money, a cab fare, etc. If you try to leave, he might encroach on your space and beg you louder, crying, etc, generally making a scene. If you are insulting in you’re telling him to fuck himself, he may pull out a knife or gun and threaten you, humiliating you before taking your valuables. If you push him around and there are any witnesses, they might intervene, and see you as the bad, cold bastard, and come to the defense of the bad guy, thus creating a multiple attacker situation (this could be part of a larger attack dynamic, with the beggar being a decoy and the passersby his buddies) The beggar can also pretend you hit him, and start yelling bloody murder, which will result in more people coming up (Baddie can try to settle out of court by telling you he’ll forget about the whole incident if you pay him a small compensation of $50-$100). Play with it and let me know how you did it! That ought to be fun :D

Scenario 2: Beware the hot sexy decoy. Here is another scenario that ought to be fun. You need 3 guys and a girl as TPs, 2 cars, and a deserted parking lot. This is a fun distraction-pincer-carjacking-mugging combo scenario :D Weapons possible for use are baseball bat, three knives, and a gun. You're in your car, waiting for the traffic light to go green; it's around 7 PM in a fairly safe (but deserted) part of town. The bad guys are three males in a car behind you and one scantily clad or dressed in attention-grabbing-pants-distorting clothes female baddie. She is the decoy that is waiting on the sidewalk, either hitchhiking (NEVER pick up hitchhiker God damn it!) or waiting for something (a pigeon) and comes over to the passenger side and engages in conversation with you, first asking the time or a cigarette or to light her cig with your car lighter, then flirting with you. The bad guys will move if they feel that the victim is focusing on the girl. The driver will stay in the car, while both passengers will leave the vehicle silently. One will approach from behind the girl and start talking harshly to her and threatening you for hitting on his girlfriend (he might wanna try to grab your collar through the front passenger's seat from your car. Meanwhile, the other baddie would have snuck up behind you, opened the driver seat door of your car, thrown a leather or large vest/ bag you’re your head, dragged you out of the vehicle while beating you senseless, aided by the other guy and possibly by the girl armed with a gun. All the male baddies (the irate boyfriend, the driver, and the carjacker) have knives in their pockets, the girl has a gun in her bag or in some other place, and there is a baseball bat in the gang's car, in the front seat leg space. Objective is to survive! If you are engaged with one bad guy, the other one on foot or the girl will try to steal your car. The remaining baddie(s) will then run back to their own getaway vehicle, make a U turn and exit the scene.

Scenario 3: Elevator Gangbang homosexual rape: Well, it seems I'm not the only insane guy out there; my beloved Training Partners (My cousin Tony, my bro Karim, my friend Sail and my private student Serge) ganged up on me and created one spooky scenario that got my ass kicked so bad my grandkids will be talking about it to their grandkids (If humanity survive and all that). I'll first get this out of my chest; I had one hell of an A-dump during that one. You need an elevator or something to delimit a 2x3 meters space simulating an elevator, 4 male bad guys, and 4 knives. First, the background: You are visiting your girlfriend/ friend/ relative at the hospital where s/he is hospitalized for something or another. You are talking to the person on your mobile phone while waiting for the lift to get to where you are and to take you up to the 3d floor. The trap: The first bad guy is standing next to the elevator, also talking on his mobile, and would enter the elevator after you. Before the doors would close, the rest would enter as well, first one, and before the lift closes, the remaining two. A few seconds after the elevator's ascent, while the 2 closest guys would talk to the victim about hospitals, the third would initiate physical contact in an attempt to sexually arouse the defendant, and the fourth guy would stop the elevator.

I’m gonna break from my normal scenario building steps to show you how it happened to me. It went pretty fucking badly for me. Here are the steps:

As the guys packed themselves in the elevator, I was trapped in the corner. When Karim and Tony (to my right and front respectively) started talking to me, Serge (on my left) started caressing my neck and telling me that I was a hunk and that he wanted to have some fun. As soon as Sail (the last baddie, standing next to the buttons) heard that, he stopped the lift in midcourse.

I tried to talk my way out of the elevator "Guys, I'm honored by your compliments, how about I buy you coffee before we actually do it?" But noooo, they didn't want anything to do with it. So I fucking freaked out and palm struck Karim and Tony, shredding them and escaped the lift, while technically, was inescapable unless I could run across walls and steel doors. So, I had to redo it, with Serge and Sail drawing their knives and threatening me with them, while Karim helm my arms and Tony took me down.

Holy fuck I fucking freaked out!

How would you guys have handled it?

Monday, February 11, 2008

FREE Senshido "Safe For Life" Rape Prevention/ Women Self Defense Seminar at AUB on March 10 and 11, 2008 (Or why you have no excuse not to come)

Dear all,

I'm proud to announce that Senshido.NET, in collaboration with SCORA (The Standing Committee on Reproductive Health including AIDS), is organizing, in celebration of Women's Day 2008, a FREE "Safe For Life" Rape Prevention and Women Self Defense seminar over two days, at the American University of Beirut (AUB), on March 10 and 11, 2008.

The seminar will teach participants about the oft-neglected psychological, emotional, and behavioral aspects of self defense, as well as our award-winning physical retaliation methodologies.

You can download the poster here: www.senshido.net/Senshido_Empowerment.pdf (Thank you Kenny for the idea back in Montreal)

The seminar will start at 6 PM SHARP and end at around 8:30 PM, for both days. I will announce the seminar room location ASAP.

Looking forward to helping you get safer and more confident.

Take care,

G.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Scenario Replication Ideas: First Troika (Or why you should think outside the box to survive criminals)

Ok guys, these three scenarios were created by lil ole me a year and a half ago, while I was falling asleep at work ;)

Feedback appreciated!

Abbreviations used:

- SA= Single Attacker/Aggressor

- MA= Multiple Attackers/Aggressors

- IC/ICs= Innocent Civilian/Civilians

Scenarios:

1- Beggar deception and attack, armed (knives) MA situation: you are going home carrying a bag of groceries weighting 2 kilos, it is 6h30 pm and you are feeling ok. On the side of the street, sitting on the sidewalk is a Syrian (Can be any ethnic group most commonly found begging in your country/ neighborhood) child beggar asking for alms. Unknown to the defender, the beggar is the decoy, who will get your attention and grab your hand or pants or clothes while nagging you for some change. AT THIS POINT (MORE ON THAT LATER) THE DEFENDER CANNOT ATTACK THE CHILD, AND MUST TRY TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION WITHOUT GETTING TOO PHYSICAL (NO STRIKES OR SHOVES ALLOWED). Should the defender fail at this and strikes the child, two gentlemen will interfere and accuse you of attacking a defenseless kid. Here, the child will shout stuff like he tried to rob me or wanted me to suck his dick or tried to kidnap me. If the defender spends more than 5 seconds struggling to get free from the kid, the attacker (child’s Aniki, Japanese for Big Bro, Yakuza jargon meaning handler or mentor) will come over and accuse you of trying to brutalize his kid. He will threaten you with a knife (pulled during the discussion) by putting it at your throat. If you don’t disengage or terminate the assault within 5 seconds, the kid will tackle you from behind and pull a knife and stab you multiple times in the back, groin, and abdomen region. (At this point, the defendant is allowed to attack the child). The objective is to try to avoid the beggar at first, disengage if not, escape without getting attention of 2 ICs, de-escalation or terminate the main aggressor, if possible without being blindsided by the kid and stabbed. People needed for scenario: 1 kid (or 1 small stature adult), one mugger, 2 wooden/ metal training knives, 1 defender, 2 ICs, one bag filled with shit weighting 2 kilos

2- Carjacking, armed (gun and knife) SA: You are returning to your car, parked in the darkness, after a long night with friends. You are somewhat tipsy (make defender drink 3-4 shots of vodka and wait 4-5 minutes before the scenario), and have a bad wrist (tendonitis, it is tightly wrapped to simulate injury). The armed SA is sitting/leaning against a wall/ walking in the vicinity of your car. He is partially (or totally) hidden by the shadows or is crouching behind another vehicle. You objective is simple: get into the car and drive away. His objective: when you go into the car or as soon as you feel that the defender has detected you, you either distract first (have a light bro? or anything else) or directly pull the gun away and control the distance with your other arm (or use my Snake gun knife combo stance). His objective: mug, tie up, get car keys, kidnap, torture/rape, kill. The SA has a rope. The defender has a wooden or carton replica of the car key. The scenario is successful if: the Defender escapes the scene, detects and intercept, or terminate the SA. Objective of mugger is first material, but later (when valuables are obtained and car key is secure) becomes opportunity rape/torture/kidnapping. People and equipment needed: 1 SA, 1 defender, 1 gun, 1 knife, 1 wooden/carton car key replica, 1 car (preferably), bandages, rope

3- Co-worker Carnage, armed (meat cleaver) SA: Your co-worker was selling company secrets to a competitor and you blew the whistle on him this morning after finding out. He swore he would kill you for this. Sadly, he escaped into the Chouf mountains (or the Bekaa valley or the Keserwan region, let’s not be sectarian here!) before he was arrested. He is known for a history of domestic violence and is prone to fits of rage. The time: 8 pm, you’re leaving the office building where you were cross examined by your boss and the company’s IT specialists, it was a long day spent answering questions by nerdy people and relentless superiors and you’re extremely tired (do some 50 squats and spin around for 30 seconds to replicate that). The attack occurs while you’re entering your car. The SA violently lapel grabs you, swears incoherently and attacks before you can talk your way out of it. Because he is on cocaine and heroine (from the Bekaa lol!) you have to go overkill. The weapon he uses is a medium size extremely sharp meat cleaver. Because of its weight, the trauma is both blunt and sharp; if the weapon impacts on a limp, you consider it broken and useless. He cannot stab but he can slice and saw you up very quickly. The scenario is a success if you evade, avoid, defuse or terminate. You cannot use the car to escape because he just slashed your tires, so once you terminate the assault you must call the cops, wait for them to arrive, explain the situation, and accompany them to the station. Two cops will arrive after 2 minutes during which the SA will go into respiratory failure. YOU MUST NOT LET THAT HAPPEN AND YOU CANNOT FLEE THE SCENE. This can happen when the cops are present; they will do nothing and charge you with murder if he dies. ANOTHER POSSIBILITY: SA gets up while cops arrive and accuses you of being the criminal. You must defuse situation. YOU CANNOT PREEMPT OR TERMINATE THE COPS! Number of people needed: 1 SA, 1 defender, 2 cops with AK47/Rifles/M-16s/ Weapons usually employed by the Police in your country/ state, a pair of handcuffs or rope, 1 (fake) meat cleaver.

 
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